Mz. Booty..your gigantic ass has left us speechless. We don't know whether to drool, cry tears of joy or reach out and cop a feel of your giant ass. It's just so..big. It's bigger than big! "Thank you. I have that effect on people. Everywhere I go men and women go crazy for my booty. It's been that way since I was young. I come from a long line of big-bootied women. We are all pretty short and then we have these big asses.