Welcome to BootyLicious, Joei. We'd like to make your booty our business.
"I hear that from a lot of guys. They are always trying to be all up in my business. But truth be told, I'm not about all that. After a long day of work, I like to snuggle up on my couch, read a good book and drink a glass of wine. I like erotic fiction novels. It's hot to read something raunchy and touch myself until I cum. That's my routine every night."
That's pretty hot. We're imagining you as a good girl who goes wild. You're a freak in geek's clothing.
"[Laughs.] Hey! Just because I like to read doesn't make me a geek! I just like to read about nasty sex.